You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.