You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.