You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
Jeff FoxworthyNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy