You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.