When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.
Jeff FoxworthyI don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy