You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.