You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff FoxworthyI just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Jeff Foxworthy