You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.