To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.