You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.