You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.