If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy