You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.