You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.