You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.