You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.