If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.