If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.