If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.