You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
Jeff Foxworthy