You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.