You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.