You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'