You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.