You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.