You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Jeff Foxworthy