You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.