You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.