You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.