You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.