Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.