You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.