You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.