We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.