People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
Jeff Foxworthy