We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.