I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.