You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Jeff Foxworthy