I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.