I really don't require a whole lot in life.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.