I really don't require a whole lot in life.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.