Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.