Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.