Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.