You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.