You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."