You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.