You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.