You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.