You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.