You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.