You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck