You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.