You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.