You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.