You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

There's no down time any more.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.