You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.