You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.