You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.