You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.