If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff Foxworthy