You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.