You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.