You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."