You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.
I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.