You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.