You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.