This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!
Jeff FoxworthyIf the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
Jeff FoxworthyI've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."
Jeff FoxworthyChildren that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
Jeff FoxworthyIf someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
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