I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
Jeff FoxworthyThe thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
Jeff Foxworthy