Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyI always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.
Jeff Foxworthy