You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.