You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.