Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.