If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyLadies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
Jeff Foxworthy