Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.