Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.