You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.