We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
Jeff FoxworthyIn my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
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