You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Jeff Foxworthy