You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.