You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!