What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.