You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.