You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Jeff Foxworthy