You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.