You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.