You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.