You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.