You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.