You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.