You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.