You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.