You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.