You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
Jeff Foxworthy