You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.