You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.