You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.