You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.