You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.