You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.