You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.