You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.