You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
Jeff FoxworthyI have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff FoxworthyI had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
Jeff FoxworthyPlease don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
Jeff Foxworthy