[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Jeff FoxworthyI used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
Jeff Foxworthy