By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.