If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthySome people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Jeff FoxworthyLouisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
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