If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.