You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity