You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff FoxworthyI refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy