You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.