For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead