If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.