If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.