If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.