If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication