You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.