If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.