I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.