You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff FoxworthyDid you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Jeff Foxworthy