You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.