You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.