You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'