You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
Jeff FoxworthyIt's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.
Jeff FoxworthyI've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."
Jeff Foxworthy