You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyThis happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
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