You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
Jeff FoxworthyThat's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
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