If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?