You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.