If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.