You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.