You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.