You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.