You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.