You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.