You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.