I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!