You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.