You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
Jeff FoxworthyFind something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Jeff FoxworthyI've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff Foxworthy