I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.