If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck