You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.