If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.