The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.