The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.