I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.