You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.