You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.