The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff Foxworthy