You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.