You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
Jeff FoxworthyChanging a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff FoxworthyHell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
Jeff Foxworthy