You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.