You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.