You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.