You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.