You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.