You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.