You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.