If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.