You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.