You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.