You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.