I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
Jeff FoxworthyMy grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff Foxworthy