You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.