You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.