You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.