You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.