You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.