If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.