There's no down time any more.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.