If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.