You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.