You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.