Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.