You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.